Things that Hallmark Cards don't say...? - funny things to say on a wedding card
Can you suggest something funny or smart cards for Hallmark?
Here are some examples:
Hallmark Cards, what you say
My tires knocked.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire ...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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He heard his wife left
How to be a nuisance.
But do not worry ...
He went to live with me.
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Congratulations on your marriage!
A pity that no one likes your husband.
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I must admit that religion has brought into my life.
I have never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Only in Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia)
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Have you ever found, was the father?
Be creative!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Funny Things To Say On A Wedding Card Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say...?
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Happy Birthday
I hope it is the second.
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Congratulations on your new job
A copy of stabbing her son of a bitch
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Never thought about using a deodorant?
Or soap
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To our dear son / daughter
They are approved
Signed not for sale.
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I would give him a greeting card, but since I was the poison into his drink a little superfluous
Happy Birthday!
Now give me all your gifts.
* Not very creative, is he? *
I never had the opportunity to thank you for
I have not rid themselves of syphilis.
Sorry, your sick, but I was much sicker than you.
I have nothing but what goood lol
put a bad card really cheap:)
If you are the card
and frown on this card, the forehead
Think
spent the whole body
all shoe shop in the city.
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