Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Funny Things To Say On A Wedding Card Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say...?

Things that Hallmark Cards don't say...? - funny things to say on a wedding card

Can you suggest something funny or smart cards for Hallmark?
Here are some examples:

Hallmark Cards, what you say

My tires knocked.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire ...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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He heard his wife left
How to be a nuisance.
But do not worry ...
He went to live with me.

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Congratulations on your marriage!
A pity that no one likes your husband.
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I must admit that religion has brought into my life.
I have never believed in Hell until I met you.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Only in Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia)
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Have you ever found, was the father?

Be creative!

6 comments:

wejut said...

Happy Birthday
I hope it is the second.
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Congratulations on your new job
A copy of stabbing her son of a bitch
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Never thought about using a deodorant?
Or soap
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To our dear son / daughter
They are approved
Signed not for sale.
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I would give him a greeting card, but since I was the poison into his drink a little superfluous

☮ said...

Happy Birthday!
Now give me all your gifts.

* Not very creative, is he? *

funk0311 said...

I never had the opportunity to thank you for
I have not rid themselves of syphilis.

(;Mishka... said...

Sorry, your sick, but I was much sicker than you.

Kayla said...

I have nothing but what goood lol

joey -scribbly gum said...

put a bad card really cheap:)

If you are the card
and frown on this card, the forehead
Think
spent the whole body
all shoe shop in the city.

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